The John Paul Jones
Look it up. The guy was a tough sucker! He sailed the seven seas! He blew stuff up! And he did it all while wearing Rule No. 6 socks! Ok, so that last part can't be verified. But two seconds ago you didn't even know who he was. So for all you know he did! "Hey, I knew who he was!" you say while using your outside voice. Ok fine. But still. He might have worn socks just like these. It's very hard to say.